High Style: Virgin America

Two Jews walk into a bar, and what do they do?

OK, well one Jew walks onto a Virgin America plane on his way to LA, and what does he do?

He gets to sit first class for the price of coach, and drink for free!!!!!!!!!

So this review is coming to you live from a Virgin America flight from San Francisco to LA.  It will probably be full of grammar errors, because I wanted to put it on this thing live.

Yes, I have my secrets, but  I was able to sit in first class for the price of coach.  This is my first time in first class, so I figured since I just started this bloggy thingy, it would be perfect for a review.  And look at that, just as I am starting to write this, the plane is starting to land. 

This was awesome.  You get on and are offered a drink right away (a double gin and tonic).  That’s two.  The flight attendant Art was great.  Offering to put stuff up above my seat and letting me know that I shouldn’t worry, drink-wise, I will be taken care of.  If you have a chance, first class or not, Art is the one of the best flight attendants ever.  And I got to see the assholes that usually fly up here, and they are f#%^&*(*(&*% demanding.

Anyway, as soon as we got up in the air, I was able to recline, and Art brought me the biggest double of scotch (Glen Livet) I have ever seen.  I mean this thing was more like 3 or 4 shots.  Along with it he brought a cheese plate.  I told him, “I have a tooth issue, so is it cool if you take the really hard crackers so I don’t try to eat them like an idiot.”  This great guy brought me double cheese.  DOUBLE CHEESE!!!!!!  I can’t speak more about how great this guy was. 

After I finished and as I was starting this review, I asked him if he minded if I used his first name in the review.  He said sure, and made sure I knew how to spell ART hahaha.  Then he brought me a champagne.  I had to tell him “Don’t worry, I am already saying good things, and to prove it, I showed him the review before I wrote this paragraph.

OK, well I have to end this because we are about to land, but I highly recommend this experience.  Not just first class though.  I will only fly Virgin, and have had this policy for a while.  If you have to fly to one of the few places they go, take my advice: fly Virgin.